Have a Hairy, Merry Christmas

(Based on "Holly, Jolly Christmas" by Johnny Marks)

Have a hairy, merry Christmas;
To our pets and volunteers!
Across the land--they'll beat the band,
And I just have to cheer.
Have a hairy, merry Christmas;
Whether dogs, cats, birds, or snakes
If it's got hair or needs some care
We'll git 'er done for goodness sakes!

Oh, ho, a cold, wet nose
From Crisis into Care;
HEARs and EARS and LifeLine Grants;
If you need us, we'll be there.
Have a hairy, merry Christmas,
And as you scratch an ear,
Thanks for sharing!--have a hairy,
merry Christmas this year.